“I asked chatgpt” “I asked grok” ok well I asked fbi special agent fox mulder and he said that his theory is chatgpt is powered by a historical demon referenced in two (2) twelfth century texts that he actually believes is an alien taking the form of technology in order to assimilate better with the modern world and dana scully was also there and she just put her head in her hands and sighed
Galaxy Quest really has one of the endings of all time. imagine if Leonard Nimoy snapped and killed an alien. imagine if Levar Burton fucked a squid. imagine you get a voice call on messenger or whatever and it’s Sir Patrick Stewart telling you Star Trek is real and he needs you and your discord server to help him defeat the Borg
It’s a brilliant concept, brilliantly executed. It could have been a disaster but instead Galaxy Quest strikes the right tone, walking the line perfect between satire & reverence. There’s a reason it consistently scores high on Best Star Trek film lists.
one of the biggest american copes to me is that our right wing essentially runs on the idea that it’s gay and cucked to want a better life for anyone including yourself. this is the biggest cope in the entire world. other countries are worse because they’re gay and cucked. higher life expectancies are gay and cucked. higher literacy rates are gay and cucked. public transportation is gay and cucked. education is gay and cucked and so on and so forth
It helps if you understand that for a certain section of Evangelical America, “making things better in the here and now for the Undeserving rather than waiting for Jesus to magically come and fix them” is literally a sign that someone is The Antichrist or one of his servants and I am not joking even a little bit.
^ This. We drove past a church today that was advertising they were doing a series of “Revelation Prophecies Countdown” sessions to examine what stage of the prophesied end-times we’re in/how close to the Rapture/Return-of-Christ.
I just sighed really loudly and my wife patted my knee soothingly.
